New Funny Facebook Status and Jokes in Hindi 2013

Hello its time to make some fun, so spread happiness with Trickmik and share it with your friends either by SMS or by Facebook.

1. Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

2. Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye. 

3. Ek pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha
Doosra pagal: Ye kya hai?
Pahla: Love letter he
Doosra: Magar ye to khali he
Pahla: Aaj kal bol chaal band he :) 

4. Judge Mujrim Se:Tumhari Akhri Khuwaish Kya Hai ?
Mujrim:Jyada nahi, Ek Mobile Nokia N73, 5 Crore Rupey, Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi, U.S.A Ka Visa aur Ek Private Jet. 

5. Mama ne nayi swift car li,
Swift car k peche likhwaya
"Saawan Ko Aane Do"
Peche se truck ne thok diya,
Truck par likha tha
"aaya saawan jhoom ke"

6. 1 medical student ne apni classmate ko khoon se luv letter dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena
Ladki: Tumhara blood group A+ he or calcium ki kami he 

7. Teacher: Batao bachcho, jo galat kaam karte he wo kaha jate he?
Student: Sharmate huye bole sir, Central park, Victoria, Nalbaan, Millenium park 

8. Asmaan me tum ho, samundar me tum ho, zamin pe tum, hawa me tum, jahan b dekho tum hi tum ho. DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah hote hain.

9. In park, a boy & girl were sitting!
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy- Jaanu agar tum bura na mano, to main bhi..
Girl- Ok! Par sambhalkar! Kutta kaat lega 

10. Ladka apni dilruba se poochta hai, "Kya pyaar karna paap hai?"
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai, "Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai" 

11. Shaadi ke doosre din beti apni maa se, Aaj meri unse bahut ladai ho gayi!
Maa: Beti shaadi me jhagde to hote rehte hain!
Beti: Wo sab to theek hai! Par ab LAASH ka kya karoon? 

12. Papa: Aaj tak tune aisa koi kam nhi kiya jisse mera sar uncha hua ho
Beta: Maine ek bar aapke sar k neeche 2 takiye lagaye to the 

13. Baap: Tipu sultan kaun tha?
Beta: Pata nahi
Baap: School jao to pata chale
Beta: Ramesh uncle kaun hai?
Baap: Pata nahi
Beta: Ghar par raho to pata chale

14. Gabbar-ye hath muje dede thakur
Thakur-nai
In hatho se me dosto ko msgs krta hu
Yejo is waqt msg padh raha h is ke hath lele
Ye kabhi msg nai krta

15. Ek sharabi roz shiv mandir mein matha tekta tha!
Ek din pujari ne Shivji ki jagah Ganesh ki murti rakhi
Sharabi aaya, bola "Chhotu! Papa se kehna uncle aaye the" 

16. Jyotishi Monu ka hath dekhar: Beta tum bahut padhoge
Monu: Padh to mai 3 saal se raha hu, yeh batao ki pass kab hunga

17. Girl: Ye rate ye hawaye ye chandni ye ghataye ye nadiya ye kinare
BF: Abe tu pyar kr rahi he ya mausam ki jankari de rahi he 

18. Bachcha: Papa mujhe baaja dilao
Papa: Nahi, tum sabko tang karo ge
Bachcha: Nahi papa kasam se jab sab so jayenge tab me bajaunga

19. Ek pagal dusere se: Yaar tuzhe pata he Bharat or Hindustan ke bich jang chid gaye he
Dusra pagal: Tu chinta kyu karta he be, hum to India me rehte he. 

20. Boy- Mere sath chalogi
Girl- kaha?
Boy-jaha tum kaho.
Girl-ok ! police station chalte hain.
Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta.. 

21. Mareez Nurse se: paani pilao.
Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..?
Mareez ghussay se:
nahi, gala check karna hai
leak to nahi... :D

22. Innocent baby handling his crush-
Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hoon..
Par kya karoon mummy roz badaam khila deti hai aur tumhari yaad
fir aa jati hai ;-)

23. Doctor: tabiyat kaisi hai ab
Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab hai
Doctor: dawai kha li thi
Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi
Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi
Mariz: ji aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi
Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi
Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi
Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha :) 

24. Ek Ladki Bolne Wala Tota Kharidne Gai
Ladki Totay Se:Main Kaisi Lagti Hoon?
Tota:Awara Lagtee Ho
Larki:Tota Badtameez Hai
Dukandaar Ne Tote Ko Pani Me Dubaya Aur Pocha: Gaali Dega?
Tota :Nahi
Ladki:Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Admi Aae To Tum Kya Sochoge
Tota:Tumahra Pati Hoga
Larki:Agar 2 Admi Ho To?
Tota:Pati Aur Devar
Larki:Agar 3 Ho?
Tota:Pati Devar Aur Bhai
Larki:Agar 4  Ho To?
Tota:Pani Le Aao Mene Pehle Hi Kaha Tha Ke Awara Hai 

25. 1child 1rs ka coin kha gaya. Kuch din baad potty mei uska coin bahar aa gya to child maa se bola-
Aaj bahut din bad fasi hui payment mili hai.

26. Master: Kanjoos bole to kaun
Student: Hum chahe jitne bhi 'SMS' kare uska 'reply' jo na kare vo
Master: Uski ek example do
Student: aapki ki beti 

27. 2 sharabiyon ne talab me chand ki parchhayi dekhi
1st- ye kya hai?
2nd-abe ye chand hai
1st-sale ghar chal hum mazak mazak me chand par pahuch gaye 

28. Fakeer: 1 rupia dede baba
Aadmi: Sharam nai ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho
Fakeer: Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de