Funny Valentine Facebook Status 2013

Friends tomorrow is the day of Valentine day.So its time to post some funny Facebook Status ideas on Valentine Day.

So choose funny valentine status from here and get more likes and comments on your status.

1)I will be busy this Valentine's Day spending time with my EX.......Box 360.

2)This girl put "Who wants to be my valentine" as her status on Facebook......................and no one responded.

3)Roses are red, violets are blue....
If your man is busy on Valentine's Day, then the side chick is you!

4)Groundhog Day, Valentine's Day, Presidents Day. I know all are nice days, but why don't I get any of them off?

5)I'm spending Valentine's Day with Jennifer Anniston.....................'s poster.

6)Valentine's Day is loneliest for chicks dating married men.

7)Me: Will you be my valentine; My cat: *meow *

8)This year My Valentine is My Bed. We will spend time watching TV, eating and best of all cuddling & sleeping together.

9)Valentine's Day is cancelled.14-02-12 = 0. Mathematical proof!

10)I want you in every way. I want you to be with me every single day. Happy Valentine’s Day.

11)Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on Feb 13th, get back together on the 15th ;)

12)Valentines Day is so fake. If you love someone, you’ll treat him/her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.