Monday, December 10, 2012

Funny Christmas Day Facebook Status|Funny Christmas Day Quotes

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1)"Now I know why Santa is so cheerful and jolly...the bastard only works one day a year!"

2)I dedicated an entire status to dirty things to say during Christmas time that actually are not dirty...

3)If my true love got me a partridge in a pear tree for Christmas she would be single again...

4)'I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.'

5)Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

6)Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.

7)The one thing women don''t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

8)Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.

9)Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

10)Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.

11)Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

12)At Xmas time when we were kids, we were bloody poor, and Santa weren't too generous when he knocked upon our door....

13)What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

14)Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.

15)"Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live."
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