New Year Funny Facebook Status

New year is near now.And In every occasion we will help you by posting Facebook status ideas.And today i am posting some new year funny Facebook status 2013.So welcome to this new year with these fresh Facebook status ideas.Happy new year from Tricks For You Team. 

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Funny New Year Facebook Status Ideas:

1)I’m setting more realistic New Year’s resolutions this year, like never doing anything right and not pleasing my wife.

2)I WOULD come 2 your new year party, but… I’m STILL celebrating Christmas!

3)Avoid hangovers on New Year’s Day by staying drunk.

4)I wish you have… 12 Months of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days of Success, 8760 Hours of Good Health, 52600 Minutes of Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy. Happy New Year!

5)Oh my dear, forget your fear, let all your dreams be clear, never put tear, please hear, I want to tell one thing in your ear, wishing you a very Happy New Year!

6)Before the sun sets, 2012′s calender is destroyed, and mobile networks get jammed, I wish in 2013 every moment is enjoyed. Happy New Year to you and your family!

7)will likely spend 2013 jobless, whiny, filthy and living with his parents at 43 King Street except it will be cool because he will refer to it as Occupy King Street.

8)Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

9)The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

10)New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

11)New Year's Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

12)Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

13)May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

14)I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

15)                                   There have been many time in 2012when I may disturbed you

troubled u

irritated u

bugged u

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today I just wanna tell you

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I plan to continue it in 2013.

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ONE GLASS WATER,ONE GLASS BEER,

OH MY DEAR,

"HAPPY NEW YEAR" :-

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With all the Rose’s Perfume& with all the lights in the world

& with all the children Smiles…

I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..

*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013*

18)Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed.....Wish u and your family Happy Sparkling New Year 2013.

19)Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday. Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

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I Wish in 2013 God gives You... 12 Month of Happiness,

52 Weeks of Fun, 

365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

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When the mid-nite bell rings tonight... 

Let it signify new and better things for you, 

let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, 

Let it signify a year of courage and believes, 

Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2013.

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You know God arrange for you.. 

12 Months of Love, 

52 Weeks Non Stop Fun, 

& 365 days of Happiness. 

So when you Mixed them all.. 

You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it's 2013 My Dear.

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My new year resolution

I wouldn't worry about doing things

right way or the wrong way.

This year,

I am gonna do things my way.

24)"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves

25)"Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever"

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Little keys open big locks

Simple words reflect great thoughts

Your smile can cure heart blocks

So keep on smiling it rocks.

Happy New Year 2013

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